Movie review speed dating
While he argues with her regarding their relationship, Dog and Beaver are playing Halo on the Xbox 360 while simultaneously talking about their failing-club venture.
The game suddenly stops because Dog accuses Beaver of cheating and calls him gay, which precipitates a silly play-fighting scene that supports Dog’s suspension of Beaver’s sexuality via his mannerisms.
Too Cool meets a beautiful woman named Kelly (Tanisha Lynn) in a tight-fitting Lycra dress and starts to break her down through sweet talk and his charms.
Kelly has a gold-digging mentality but appears very strong, not to mention a woman who would reject a one-night stand.
The segments and spoken lines that are supposed to garner laughs fail badly, for they are overdramatized; the Disney-sounding instrumental, supporting the fight scene and Too Cool’s attempt at rebuffing his little manhood, also does not help and sounds cheesy.
In the following segment, the story introduces Inspector Green (Chris Elliot) who is literally blue in the face; he looks sluggish, odoriferous, walks in a clumsy manner, and looks like an otherworldly creature.
She responds with anger by minimizing his manhood and stating she will be back to “watch [his] heart break into a million little pieces.” This entire opening presents the tone that the movie will carry throughout, and it’s not a pleasant one.
” Both Too Cool and Dog suspect Beaver’s homosexuality and pester him in various scenes, but he strongly denies being gay (but questions himself).
His sexuality is tested in two scenes: the gay club and the house party.
Surprisingly, he takes her to his home but, unsurprisingly, he can not handle her rough foreplay.
Thus, she tries to stimulate him with a slap to the face and forceful kisses and tells him “shut up” as he tries to slow her down by speaking. However, her attempts to stimulate him are unsuccessful as he cries, whines, and questions her the entire time.The real comedy continues when Beaver meets an attractive Latina named Geraldine (Natalia Guslistaya) who speaks violently blunt regarding what she wants in a man and how she will manhandle him if he decides to cheat on her.