One line jokes on dating
26-Jan-2020 01:02
“I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather..
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.” – Unknown 15.
“When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.” – Unknown 16.
“I tried to change my password to penis but they said it was too short.’ – Unknown 22.(Bill Cosby)I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. (Rita Rudner)Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. After about an hour of trying to make it go, she walked over to the nearby marina. A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft Bayliner to perform.Enjoy laughing out loud to all these hilarious one liners. “Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.” – Demetri Martin 2. w=1140&h=1140&resize=1140,1140&quality=95&strip=all&crop=1 1140w, https://thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/funny-one-liners.jpg? w=2280&h=2280&resize=2280,2280&quality=95&strip=all&crop=1 2280w, https://thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/funny-one-liners.jpg? w=189&h=189&resize=189,189&quality=95&strip=all&crop=1 189w, https://thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/funny-one-liners.jpg? w=786&h=786&resize=786,786&quality=95&strip=all&crop=1 786w, https://thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/funny-one-liners.jpg? w=768&h=768&resize=768,768&quality=95&strip=all&crop=1 768w" sizes="(max-width: 1140px) 100vw, 1140px" / 4.
If someone backs out, then you’ve still got a threesome.
Just some very funny summations from some very funny people, all told in one line. If two people back out, you’re still having sex.” – Gregory House funny one liners " data-medium-file="https://thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/funny-one-liners.jpg?